What are you doing at my door?
Somebody ought to tell you
That it’s polite to knock.
But using of fangs is always such a rude gesture…
Somebody should tell them it’s just how I say ‘hello’
When I invite my little crrrrritters
In for our dinner parrrrrrty.
You with your big, round eye
I see you with all of mine
You big black creature blocking the ssssssun!